A Seat With Bite

Inspired by the picture of the punk and the granny.

A Seat With Bite

“Nice hair cut, young man.”

“Ta! You a granny?”

“Yes, but I don’t see them much, too far away.”

“Abroad?”

“My son’s in the army.”

“Shit! That ain’t fair.”

“In the war days, only those fighting travelled abroad.”

“Yeah, that’s tough. I like travelling though.”

“Yes, I heard you talking to your friend about Amsterdam. Picked up some hard drugs, he said.”

“Bloody right, the kids at the school can’t get enough. What did you do in the war?”

“I worked for the OSS, a spy.”

“Fuck me. What was your speciality?”

“Poisons, do enjoy the cigarette I gave you.”