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  • Writer: Rick Haynes
    Rick Haynes
  • Mar 1, 2018
  • 1 min read

This week I received a letter from my doctor which, initially, seemed a bit scary but you'd better read it just in case I've misunderstood.

WARNING

This is a Health Alert.

There is a nasty virus going around.

It’s called -

Weeding Out Resting Killer - WORK .

If you contract WORK you should immediately cease all activities and visit the nearest -

Beyond All Reason - BAR.

You should imbibe huge quantities of -

Almost Limitless Energy - ALE - or

With Instant Nervous Effect - WINE.

If all else fails try a nice That Effervescent Astonishing - TEA.

Please re-post to warn others.

You know it makes sense.

 
 
 

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