GREEDY GOBLINS - A DRABBLE
- Rick Haynes
- Feb 18, 2019
- 1 min read
The irresponsible lending of the banks continues so this, perhaps, is appropriate.
GREEDY GOBLINS

The goblins owned the bank and made the rules.
If I like it – it’s mine.
If it’s in my hand – it’s mine.
If it looks like mine – it’s mine.
If I think it’s mine – it’s mine.
Everything else is mine too.
The trolls were enraged with their avarice so submitted alternative rules.
If you like it – it’s mine.
If it’s in your hand – it’s mine.
If it looks like yours – it’s mine.
If you think it’s yours – it’s mine.
Everything else is mine, not yours.
The goblins closed the bank.
The trolls destroyed it.
Now, it is one big hole.

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