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It's That Birdie Time of Year by Rick Haynes

  • Writer: Rick Haynes
    Rick Haynes
  • Apr 23, 2019
  • 1 min read

Spring is here, the birds are singing and the land is alive with their calls.

But not all that flutters is normal. So take a peek at some corny bird jokes and have a good laugh.

When should you buy a bird? Wait for it.

When it’s going Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!

Did you hear the joke about the large crow and the telephone pole? She wanted to make a long distance caw.

What is green and pecks holes in trees?

Woody the Wood Pecker of course.

Once upon a time, a rooster laid an egg. When he got up, which way did it roll? Silly you, roosters don’t lay eggs.

What do you call a dancing chicken?

A funky chicken.

Don’t tell me you didn’t get this one.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls wouldn’t they?

Laughing out loud is good. Feel free to do so.

How does a bird with a broken wing land safely? Naturally, with its own sparrow-chute.

Why does a stork stand on one leg? Didn't you know it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the play- slide of course.

I hope you have been entertained so please leave a comment

The End.

 
 
 

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