THE NEW OLYMPIC GAMES

THE OLYMPIC GAMES.

I do like a good giggle, so, having thought of an idea, I came up with the following.

Having watched the Olympics and enjoyed most of the games, it is a shame some new events are in the wrong place. But, it is what it is, so I created some new events for the next Olympics.

1. The, Throwing The Shoe Challenge. Each contestant picks a smelly shoe from a box blindfolded and hopes it falls into an empty bucket after they have thrown it. Everyone has three goes.

2. The Paddling Comp. Every contestant is given a pair of wellies and they have to make a dash to the finishing line. But on the way they must dodge the downpour from loads and loads of hose pipes. First over the line receives a bunch of roses in a pot.

3. The Hit Me If You Can, Comp. For two hundred meters the contestants have to dodge a range of soggy sponges thrown by the opposition. Those hit more than once are eliminated.

4. Those hit the least are in the final, where the sponges are replaced with large sweaty socks filled with ice cream.

5. The winners are as follows. Gold? The runner with no marks on their vest. Silver? The runner only covered with goo on their front. Bronze. The runner with goo on front and back and having a fag in their mouth without dropping it.

Do let me know what you think. Maybe you could come up with a few ideas.

Love and laughter. Rick.

P.S. At the next Olympics, Bolt, my magic rabbit will be running.